Wanna Hear a ‘Spirit’ Joke?

Man to Spirit:
I have nobody to call my own.

Spirit to Man:
Well, I have no body to call my own; excuse me.


When your melancholy is so pathetic you’re having a conversation with a spirit, a non-empathetic spirit who has priorities and needs. Life as a spirit isn’t all that rosy either, apparently… 

#WeSpiritsCantDealWithYourSadLifeToday
#AsAMatterofFactWeAreTiredOfYou
#WeAreBeginningToHateYouSoMuch
#GoOutBuyIceCreamAndWatchNetflixB
#YouNeedSomeSunlight 
#HermitLife

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